If you’ve clicked on this link, you probably would like to get a Parabolan Kitten. They’re darling, I assure you.

• The best way to get a kitten from me is to ask for one via Fallen London itself. Use any social action. I don’t care.
• Don’t send me private messages via the forum. I don’t see them.
• Don’t use the forum to reach me. I only drop by from time to time.
• If you used the forum anyway, then asked me for one privately, please update your original post or the thread so that others will know you have had a kitten. It really simplifies things for other potential donors.
  
• I will send you a kitten quickly, often in the following 24 hours.
• If you don’t pick up your kitten within a week, I will cancel the offer. Feel free to ask for another one when you’ll be available to pick it up. Kittens are obtained via a grind linked to Time, the Healer, and so their availability is limited. I prioritise active players.
  
• Like most social actions, I cannot send you a kitten if you’re at zee/dead/exiled/etc., so think about that before sending me a request.
  
• I will also send invitations to the Temple Club on request. Those, like kittens, are an item you can use later, so please accept them as soon as you can. Also like kittens, I will cancel pending invitations if they’re not accepted in a week. It’s also much easier to get an invitation on the forum than a kitten, so please keep that in mind.
  
• Please don’t send me social actions. They’re more of an annoyance than anything else.
• I reject requests for patronage.